We thought we had seen it all with the Flintstones. The affair between Wilma and Dino. That dirty slut Betty Rubble. Barney shooting smack and falling asleep on the toilet. But what really ended the show was when a Zombie came over to the set and bit Fred.
So we have a new series.
Dawn of the Fred.
(Joseph Barbara, The E True Hollywood Story of the Zombie Flintstones)
9 comments:
No good. He's got rocks in its head.
It's a living.
The rare clumber is farting up a storm tonight.
You can never hear his farts though, only smell them.
Whereas, my farts tell to be more on the verbal order rather than odorous.
I love farting.
tits.
I am in New York on Thursday and Friday for very important strategic meetings with Kantar Media Group.
Than onto Foxwoods, to be my husband, who has a high level Sales Conference.
The rare clumber will be coming, staying at a fabulous boutique hotel with me in NYC.
Than we will be staying at the MGM Grande at Foxwoods. This weekend one night at the MGM at Foxwoods costs 500.00.
My friend just went to Vegas last week and stayed at the MGM and paid $50.00.
WTF?
Why is Vegas so much cheaper than Cunt? Cunt is the abbreviation for Connecticut, right?
My hubby is staying in Cranbury, NJ. this week.
He told me there tons of Indians in Jersey.
Can't swing a cat without hitting a dothead.
tits.
Do you women here receive orgasm and do you straighty men here make sure they do receive orgasm?
How do you know?
With men, it is easy, cum shoots from the hog.
But with women how do you know?
They bring you breakfast in bed.
I read that straight guys should Play Ponce de León and explore various types of penetration to figure out what turns her on most. Specifically looking for her G-spot, located about 1 to 2 inches up the front wall of her vagina. This spongy region swells during arousal. Find the spongy area and search for gold.
It must be hell to be a straight guy.
Nah, it's easy and fun.
It's marriage that's difficult.
Why the fuck do gays want that?
Titus some men are gifted.
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