Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup
Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up
Said yo Nancy, we just say no no no no no
Well go ahead and fire me from my job
There's one little think you ain't gonna rob
That's my freedom and my liberty
Well I ain't gonna piss in no jar
Them evil peckerheads they gone too far
I wouldn't pee in their mouths
if they were dying of thirst
Yeah we gotta get rid of this evil curse
I'm alive and I'm fighting this jive
Everybody should go to Washington
We can have ourselves a little fun
You know, they want our piss,
I think we should give it to them
Surround the White House with a urinary moat
So Ronnie and Nancy will have to float on a boat
Get across the stinky, steaming yellow pee-pee sea,
oh You know Thomas Jefferson is going to be mighty pissed
When he finds out about this,
I said Come back from the dead,
Tom, sock 'em in the head
Why is everybody so afraid of drugs
Man they afraid of what the drugs gonna do to us
Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup
Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up
Said yo Nancy, we just say no no no no no
Well go ahead and throw me in jail
Ram hot spikes up my tail
But you ain't gonna get a drop of no pee pee out of me
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
You know Foghorn Leghorn wouldn't pee in no jar.
You know Patrick Henry didn't "Give me liberty or give me a urine sample" now did he?
Aw, we sure enough rockin' out, Skid. Huey Long wouldn't piss in no jar!
What's gonna be next, the doo doo police?
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It was a bullshit decision.
Titus will be the Secretary of the Department of Poo. Such prestige!
What're we talking about?
Micturation, of course. But why?
So fucking hot.
Look at those abs.
And those eyes, dreamy.
If think women in ages past could have scrubbed their unmentionables on that washboard.
Women today would skip the unmentionables.
That most certainly is an attractive washboard, now that you mention it Chickie.
Well Titus, both my bride and myself think Braun is gay. He is tight w/ Reggie Miller and Aaron Rodgers, and all 3 are "bachelors". Braun would be the good gay Jewish boy.
I'm trying for that 6-pac look.
To my credit, I have definition on my keg.
I am not one of the gays that think every guy is gay but I do believe Braun and Rodgers have quite a bit of gay traits.
Sadly, they won't be able to come out for 20 years and then they will likely be not so cute.
Tom Brady is kind of faggy but definitely not gay.
tits.
I just watched the movie Marnie starring Tippy Hedron and absolutely loved it.
Tippy was hot.
No Tippy Pic Troop?
I've still got six-pack ribs...it's just that they're insulated now.
Titus, I defer to "the gays" and their gaydar on this subject. But, I have good people instincts as does my bride, based on our professions. I could give rat's ass if an athlete is gay. But, an openly gay professional athlete is the last hurdle and probably a decade or two away from reality.
My brother is a waiter in Boston. He works @ Davio's in Boston. Many athletes eat there. He has waited on Brady a few times and is pretty sure Brady is a gay boy.
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