Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Deep thoughts.....by Titus



I had a dream last night.

I was in the Thanksgiving day parade and I was walking. I was holding a rope along with all of the other straighties who get steroids with me at the gym. We were holding it down so it wouldn't float away.

It was a giant hog.

It was a dream.

tits

33 comments:

Chip S. said...

I would've guessed the float looked more like this.

Titus said...

I loved that movie when that giant tit was attacking Woody and then the milk came out of the nip.

I totally chizzed.

tits.

Chip S. said...

Indelible memory, eh?

windbag said...

A pig in the T-day parade
Was held by the macho brigade
Float off he daren't dream
To do so it seemed
Would deflate the faux hunk promenade

TTBurnett said...

Sometimes a rope is just a cigar.

Chip S. said...

I think Titus might be the perfect wingman.

chickelit said...

I think Titus is hogging all the attention around here.

Chip S. said...

Darcy could put a stop to that.

When did TY switch to PST?

chickelit said...

Troop must be on the road in California and didn't even tell us!

Either that or it's telling us.

Chip S. said...

Sounds like a classic fish-out-of-water episode in the making.

Poolside shots at the BH Hotel, or the Chateau Marmont?

MamaM said...

Pulled pork.

chickelit said...

Chip S.Feb 29, 2012 07:08 PM
Sounds like a classic fish-out-of-water episode in the making.

Trooper takes his Ash Wednesday complaints to the very top in Hollywood; cameraman follows; he'll never get away with it; details at 11 (PST)

chickelit said...

Pulled pork

A litter of pigs.

The Dude said...

A snoot full.

Chip S. said...

I'm calling my cable company right now to ask for TEE ELL SEE on my tv!

MamaM said...

All manner of litter. Rig this pig with water canons and further titillate the crowd by blowing large loads totally over their heads. Major shooting!

Anonymous said...

A pig in a poke, whatever that means.This little piggy .....is a hog.

Titus said...

Was Sophie's Choice a good movie?

tits.

Anonymous said...

Excellent movie Titus. Very sad though.

Titus said...

Snookie is preggers.

Good to know Allie, I think I am going to watch it.

blake said...

Can we make a silk purse out of it?

TY--thanks for fixing the comments.

Chip S. said...

Can we make a silk purse out of it?

Unlikely. But if giant papier-mache puppets are your thing, you could have a field day with this Potemkin pig.

(I only just noticed the Stalin pic in the background.)

MamaM said...

The hog
rolls in
on little pig feet

It stands looking
o'er the gather'd crowd
with roided loins
shoots his load again,
and then moves on.

MamaM said...

Prosciutto and Melon Pig

chickelit said...

Very nice, MamaM!

The warm cuddling crowd embraces flowing afterglow
and adores the gruntled hog which pauses to refract, and then waxes anew.

BJM said...

We had pulled pork for dinner...just sayin'

Titus said...

I am a mess tonight. I can't sleep, natch.

And I have to get on an Acela Train to NYC tomorrow morning at 8:00. Then have a very important strategic meeting at Kantar Media Group-10 minute walk from Penn Station.

I so don't want to go and so don't give a shit.

I had to take the rare clumber to day care and was sad. The husband and I are meeting for dindin and then a 9:00 acela train from NYC to Boston.

When I was younger I fucking loved going to NYC. Now I hate it. Way to competitive. My suit, shoes, Prada bag, and documents are all polished to a t-I so don't want to live that life anymore. I am also doing an overnight whiting of my teeth, which have a perfect bite. Lord help me. I am meeting someone from London, Rio,NYC, Barcelona and Ghana tomorrow-help. I had an initial call with the person from Rio today and when I told her I didn't speak Spanish fluently she paused-fuck you bitch.

Give me the farm in Wisconsin, raising rare clumbers and showing them in fourth world "towns".

Once you reach 40 you really don't want to live the fast life.

I decided to wear sweats on The Acela so when I get there I am not wrinkled. Also, the weather is hateful right now and I don't want to deal with sitting in a suit, which will be wet, for 3 hours and 45 minutes on the train. Lastly, because of horrible weather I won't be able to find a cab in Boston or NYC-great.

I'm tired...fortunately my pecs look amazing.

Wish me luck dolls.

toodles.

blake said...

Rio?

Spanish?

Was that the faux-pas?

The Dude said...

It's all Greek to Titus.

Anonymous said...

Good luck Titus, as I said on the other thread, let not angst furrow your brow, it will age you.

ndspinelli said...

Titus, Good thing you got your complaint in @ 11:59 because the Complaint Dept. closes @ midnight. Also, it was the last leap day comment until 2016.

MamaM said...

With whitened teeth and a perfect bite, The Vaunted Hog sweats his way toward the The Big Apple.

chickelit said...

I have nothing to subtract from this thread.