Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Deep thoughts....by Titus

Titus said...

 What did you guys think of Jolie's leg?

 I thought it was totally slutty and I loved it.

She was saying to the world, "you want to fuck me don't you, well here is my leg".

 tits.

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bipedal!

windbag said...

There once was a gal, Angelina
Prettiest thing this side of Hercegovenia
Her legs she did spread
Inviting your Rhode Island Red
To visit her in her vagina

chickelit said...

Lately, Titus' thoughts have been more broad than deep.

I wonder if he's bi-curious.

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's the bi-bolic steroids. Anabolic steroids only swing one way.

Trooper York said...

Five different people emailed me this photo.

Anonymous said...

Trooper, were they the lurkers?

I wish those lurkers would speak up, I never understood the concept of lurking, why not dive in? The water is warm, unlike at Lake Mendota over there, still covered with ice.

Skinny dipping allowed.

chickelit said...

Trooper, were they the lurkers?

The "just lurkers" or the "lust jerkers"?

Anonymous said...

Chickie, I bet you and I are tied for being the most frequent commenters over here. Want to bet on who has commented the most in the last month? Me or you.

chickelit said...

Me or you.

I think it's probably you lately. But I have a longer history. Others have an even longer history. I'm not out to set a record.

I think we add or substract different viewpoints. Different strokes for different folks.

Anonymous said...

Me neither, no records. I'm just enjoying myself here, that's all.

chickelit said...

@Allie: Anyways, let's keep an eye out for more "coincidences."

Darcy said...

LOL.

That pose was so over the top. I'm glad she's being mocked for it.

I'm not being very nice about this, I know. But when I saw her do this live I totally rolled my eyes.

The Dude said...

Didn't the presenters mock her almost immediately? She truly is a peculiar person. Oh well, I'll never understand they world they inhabit, nor they mine.

Darcy said...

Yeah! Well, one of the guys that won the award she presented struck the pose. It was hilarious.

I'm sure he didn't mean to insult her, but...lol.

She is a beautiful woman. Really beautiful. Has seemingly everything. Apparently, she REALLY wanted us to see her leg, though. ;-)

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Anonymous said...

That was my autocorrect, not me.


Darcy, I rolled my eyes too. After seeing her emaciated arms and face to stick out her leg like that was just laughable. Do these anorexic women have body dismorphia and do the Hollywood types truly find this unhealthy malnourished look sexy?

The Dude said...

To answer your question, yes, yes they do. Otherwise why would they simultaneously starve themselves and get disproportionately large breast implants? Have they ever seen what a real person looks like?

And their faces are overworked to the point of being ludicrous. They live in a land of make believe and have lost touch with reality.

ricpic said...

My theory is that sticking out the leg was a sign of desperation. Even the monstrously willful Jolie can't stop time. Her way of shouting I'm still the object of desire. Which proves the opposite.

Anonymous said...

What's sad is that there are several women in my married daughter's subdivision, in a conservative county, that are also anorexic, they are seen daily running, running, running. They pride themselves on running marathons. I've seen it increase over the years.

So it's not really just liberal Hollywood types, but I agree that they set the bar and modern women are falling prey to this mindset.

The Dude said...

I know several women who run, one of them regularly competes in super-marathons and other long distance events.

The difference is that she is fit and does not get injections or implants to change her appearance. She is probably a commie, but since she is a millionaire, that's okay, right?

chickelit said...

What about the Brad Pitt haven't-shaved-in-days-haven't-washed-my-hair-in-weeks-look?
Do women find that sexy?

Anonymous said...

I don't care what her politics or income are, or really even that she runs marathons, it's that starving oneself and exercise addiction isn't healthy and it's becoming pervasive among young and middle aged women in affluent neighborhoods.

Anonymous said...

Chickie, Brad Pitt has never been attractive to me, but especially since he adopted that grungy look.

chickelit said...

There's nothing wrong with breads and there's nothing wrong with clean shaven. It's the slovenly "I can get away with looking like a bum look."

I guess it's a sign of independent wealth which is probably a turn-on for some women.

The Dude said...

Not to worry, my friend drinks beer by the gallon. She's Irish, don't you know...

ricpic said...

Brad Pitt is demoralized. "Which one do I take to the park today, Angie, the brown one, the yellow one, the grey one?" "Will you stop pestering me, I'm trying to console Heidi for her irreparable mistake!"

chickelit said...

beards not breads (above)

Titus said...

Brad Pitt is gorgeous when clean shaved, a nice haircut and a great suit.

When he isn't he looks like a typical slacker and unattractive.

When I first saw him and his Abs in Thelma and Louise I totally chizzed. A star was born. When he has the hair blower in his hand in the hotel room and he is shirtless in the movie he immediately became a star.

It made me really horny. I wanted to splew on his abs and then have him lick it off, and then we made out.

tits.

tits.

Darcy said...

I think ricpic has it right, and when I read his comment I was a bit shamed by my laughing at Angie.

Sixty knows a lot of hot chicks! This should be a tag. ;-)

I doubt if I'll ever run my ass fully off, Allie. It's been with me a long time, after all. Heh. But I can see the danger of getting obsessed with looking good. It is not good at all.

Darcy said...

I love the "Legends of the Fall" Brad Pitt look.

*shrugs*

The Dude said...

I am going for the legends of the winter look, hoping to land a role as a garden gnome.

Anonymous said...

Time altering a woman's appearance is natural, starving oneself isn't. Being fit is terrific, I attempt it myself. I bet you are a healthy weight Darcy and maintain your beautiful curves.

My daughter in the military is in her late thirties, outruns some of the men and has a fantastic curvy figure, best of both worlds.

I guess I'm just repulsed by the women I see in this area that look like Jolie and the message they pass on to young girls.

chickelit said...

*Googles "Legends of the Fall"*

*LOLs at Sixty's gnome*

*waves at Darcy*

*Returns to 1903*

Darcy said...

@chick:

Hi, cutie. :)

And LOL, Sixty. ;-)

And Allie: Amen. Keep the curves!

Anonymous said...

1903 sans the corset.

Anonymous said...

But with the right to vote.

The Dude said...

Darcy wrote...

"Sixty knows a lot of hot chicks! This should be a tag. ;-)"

Well hey, I know Darcy, so there you go!

chickelit said...

@Allie: Suffragette City

Darcy said...

*blush*

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, I would've been one of the corsetless women chaining themselves to the Whitehouse fence, lol.

Anonymous said...

In the spirit of full disclosure, I admit to wearing Spanx under a tight dress.

chickelit said...

Some men enjoy a good corset spilling over...

chickelit said...

Corsets were good for the whalebone industry. Of course the whale tooth industry thrived on that Newfoundland island. Women have long been fond of mammalian bones in fashion and art.

chickelit said...

Sorry, I didn't mean to make you blush, Darcy.

Titus said...

Brad Pitt was beautiful in A River Runs Through It.

Craig Sheffer was hot too.

chickelit said...

Keep talking him up, Titus...you and he are a great association.