Titus said...
40 is old in the gay world
But thankfully I pull in hot young hog.
Sixty, my sense is your chakras are not in alignment
and need to find your third eye.
Practice compassion, deep breaths,
and observe the beauty that is surrounding you.
tits.
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Don't let him foolya, Titus is 55 going on 30.
And 60 is the new 40, dontcha know?
@Allie
And 60 is the new 40, dontcha know?
This really pisses me off. I've been looking forward to unleashing my inner cranky old lady.
Fuck it, I've got more insurance...I'm going for it.
What does a young hog see in the old hog?
Old Hog: That's what I love about these young hogs, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
This really pisses me off. I've been looking forward to unleashing my inner cranky old lady
DO IT! Don't let age stop you. I've been telling kids to get off of my lawn since I was in my 30's.
:-D
There once was a fellow 'round forty,
Whose hog, so he claimed, was quite sporty.
The young lads did quiver,
When the old man delivered
His ancient and wrinkled hog...Morty.
Gee I thought they were all named Peter.
I would have gone with "warty" based on his stated predilection for ridin' anonymous immigrants bare back. But since I am committed to not pointing out such things, please ignore this comment.
@Allie
Or Dick.
That is almost better than haiku.
Someday we're going to have to compile a book of poetry by Titus.
He's like a sexual (tho sometimes proctological) and slightly more humanoid blogging cockroach.
The way that image of the fluffy white piglet meshes with those last five lines is just magical.
He's quickly becoming the Dalai Lama of dirty limericks.
I am 1/2 monk and 1/2 Madonna.
And I am not 55 Ricpic, bitch.
I am still able to leave the house.
When I am 55 I will disappear, it's required in the gay world.
tits.
The way that image of the fluffy white piglet meshes with those last five lines is just magical.
Agree, but you have to credit Troop with matching the photo, right?
When I am 55 I will disappear, it's required in the gay world.
What is the life-expectancy of gay males?
Burroughs lived to be 85 but he had to quit shooting up. Ginsberg died much younger, but he probably had heart problems.
I am not going disappear, as in being dead, hopefully.
Just disappear because you are not welcome in the gay world anymore.
I am crowning right now.
Looking to likely pinch a night time loaf, which is highly unusual for me.
I had a meeting today at Athena Health, which was founded by Jonathan Bush, George Bush's nephew.
I saw him in the lobby. He was fucking suave. He was wearing a fab suit, with purple hanky in chest pocket and tennis shoes. I was like you go girl. The company is booming and he is only 40ish. Stock price has been terrific.
They do medical records.
tits.
The company is in Watertown Mass, which is very fab. Not as fab as Cambridge, natch.
The building's are old lofts that have been converted into office space.
Think new, creative economy, with hot and casual clothes.
tits.
Sounds like he impressed the shit out of you.
Titus, I think they disappear to my little Southern town, because they are way over-proportioned for the national demographic.
He was fucking hot Chick, but I was trying to figure out who's son he was?
He's a Harvard Man, natch.
They are doing electronic records...on the clouds.
Different from Madison's huge medical record company Epic, which is Madison's most prestigious company.
Boston is really full of creative economy stars.
As a result, housing prices are outrageous...and keeps the riff raff out.
tits.
The Asheville-Durham axis.
I met with the VP of Growth Operations, VP Content Delivery and VP of Outcomes.
They were the primary "stakeholders".
I deteste business speak.
The entire conversation revolved around "partnering", "strategic," customer oriented" and "user friendly". The terms they were constantly throwing out made me more insane than I already am.
I really wanted to puke and was thinking to myself....I would rather breed and show rare clumbers, unfortunately, it doesn't pay the big bucks.
So I sit and pretend to be "engaged" in this bull shit.
Asheville-Raleigh is where Boston not as creative professionals go because they can not compete here.
tits
Life expectancy of gay men is another one of those topics, like autism, I don't think it's possible to get good data on.
You can always tell a Harvard man but you can't tell him much.
@Titus
When I am 55 I will disappear, it's required in the gay world.
Welcome to our world, Titus.
The one thing girlfriends over 55 who winter-over or move to Latin America remark upon is how they are suddenly visible and men appreciate them again.
@Chickie
Re your new avatar...kudoes for a great pun.
Thanks BJM. It was a short-lived pun.
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