It may have been 60° here in Boston, but today kinda sucked. Here are the reasons—
1. I spilled picante sauce on my pants eating a breakfast burrito while driving to work.
2. Someone was in my reserved parking space at work when I got there having his windshield replaced. Auto glass truck was there, too, blocking access to any other space.
3. Trash truck completely knocked over our mailbox, breaking the post.
4. Verizon FIOS land line phone went dead, and Verizon's web site diagnostic tells me there's absolutely wrong with their network. Spent 2 hours chasing the problem in the house. Oh, yes there is something wrong with Verizon's damned network.
5. Son couldn't phone home b/c of #4 above, so I drove to Waltham to pick him up at work. Of course he's going out with friends, so I wasted 40 minutes. It finally dawned on him to try my cell phone AFTER I got there.
6. It's 10:25, and I still have about 2 hours work to do.
Weather? Weather?? I don't care about the weather. I want the damned phone to work, and I want to go to bed.
Is this Boston sucking, or could this happen anywhere? I suspect the same problems would be much more expensive and troublesome in New York. And I KNOW there'd be a lot more screaming and yelling.
You have to deal with lots of fucking shit to live here in Boston.
High rents, awful traffic, unlimited contraception, hit and runs, many gays who demand equal rights and who have the money to support it, fabulous restaurants, no parking, incredible sports teams and incredibly hot guys.
The upside is you are able to get some really incredibly amazing international hog.
Boston has great food and is also great for walking and people watching...all loves of mine. Otherwise it's a dirty city w/ roads designed by men in the 1700's who obviously smoked a lot of cannabis.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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Flaccid guns.
That's a major tragedy waiting in Titus' future.
Is he wearing a hubbybeater?
NTTARWT
It may have been 60° here in Boston, but today kinda sucked. Here are the reasons—
1. I spilled picante sauce on my pants eating a breakfast burrito while driving to work.
2. Someone was in my reserved parking space at work when I got there having his windshield replaced. Auto glass truck was there, too, blocking access to any other space.
3. Trash truck completely knocked over our mailbox, breaking the post.
4. Verizon FIOS land line phone went dead, and Verizon's web site diagnostic tells me there's absolutely wrong with their network. Spent 2 hours chasing the problem in the house. Oh, yes there is something wrong with Verizon's damned network.
5. Son couldn't phone home b/c of #4 above, so I drove to Waltham to pick him up at work. Of course he's going out with friends, so I wasted 40 minutes. It finally dawned on him to try my cell phone AFTER I got there.
6. It's 10:25, and I still have about 2 hours work to do.
Weather? Weather?? I don't care about the weather. I want the damned phone to work, and I want to go to bed.
Is this Boston sucking, or could this happen anywhere? I suspect the same problems would be much more expensive and troublesome in New York. And I KNOW there'd be a lot more screaming and yelling.
My guns do not look like that. Gross.
And when and if they ever do I am gone.
Disgusting.
The roids are really making my hog hard...like all the time.
Jeez Tim why are you complaining dude? You wanted to live in Boston.
Just sayn'
Boston costs.
You have to deal with lots of fucking shit to live here in Boston.
High rents, awful traffic, unlimited contraception, hit and runs, many gays who demand equal rights and who have the money to support it, fabulous restaurants, no parking, incredible sports teams and incredibly hot guys.
The upside is you are able to get some really incredibly amazing international hog.
Deal with it.
Make it work.
tits.
This isn't Oklahoma City...or Madison.
I just watched an episode of Sex and City and forgot how incredibly hot SJP is.
Thin, gorgeous, inspring, amazing hair and clothes.
A true role model for all young girls around this entire planet.
God Bless SJP.
Her tits are amazing and her ass is incredible.
tits.
Did SJP have rickets as a child I wonder? Her legs and hips are funny that way and I don't think it's from having kids.
Boston has great food and is also great for walking and people watching...all loves of mine. Otherwise it's a dirty city w/ roads designed by men in the 1700's who obviously smoked a lot of cannabis.
Hey...who's that girl?
(I can't do "whose". I'm sorry.)
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