Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Deep thoughts....by Titus



Titus said...
Nurse Ratchet stuck me and the boys today in the stall.

Things went much smoother.

She was late though because she needed to get a delivery of new sticks. Worse thing in the world is an unreliable pusher. When I was younger I did x and the dealer was a medical student (not kidding) named Ashook and he was constantly late. Waiting, anticipating, eating just right during the day....and then the fucker is late. Devastating.

It was in and out.

I saw some asses you could bounce a quarter off of and that was hot but it really was all business.

tits.

11 comments:

Trooper York said...

Just sayn'

ricpic said...

It's all Greek to me.

chickelit said...

Why is this all happening in a toilet stall in a men's room?

Has Titus taken a stance on that?

Trooper York said...

Presumably a wide one.

But that was implied in your post.

Well done.

blake said...

Oh, the glamour.

Titus said...

It's is in the "last stall" at the gym which is handicapped accessible.

It allows all of us to fit there comfortable. The toilet dispenser is used as a little tray.

The sign in the stall says something like only flush shit and piss down the toilet.

My sense is they flushed some pins in the past.

So nurse ratchet has a great little case where everything is put into after we are stuck...she zips it up and is on her way.

When we went into the locker room Nurse Ratchet said to some of the other guys in there, "I need a hot woman to suck my cock"....I was like I hear ya, in a butch voice.

dbp said...

It is his roid dealer. I have to admit that steroids work, so I can't blame him.

Last October I got into some poison ivy and was put onto Prednisone, an oral steroid.

I jog at lunch for exercise and that whole week was setting record times. I hadn't felt that good since my twenties.

I hear there are side-effects though.

Titus said...
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The Dude said...

DBP - corticosteroids are not anabolic steroids - do not confuse the two.

Lyle made it to the ripe ol' age of 43, so there is an up side to bein' a 'roid head.

But since he was in "Ernest Goes to Camp", I really can't speak ill of him, knowhadimsayin?

dbp said...

Thanks Sixty,

Yes, I was vaguely aware of the distinction between the two. In real-life I am a biologist, though my work does not touch on human physiology at all. From what I remember, steroid is actually a term for structurally similar compounds. For instance, cholesterol is a steroid.

The Dude said...

I have had to take corticosteriods on a number of occasions. I will leave the jamming of things into one's ass in bathroom stalls to the likes of Titus, who enjoys such behavior.

While raging he loses his limited ability to write in English, so you can always tell when he is juicing. His shallowness is exceeded only by his vanity, which in turn is surpassed only by his stupidity. He will be lucky to see 43.