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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Which way did the junkie go George?

"Look you are cute and all and you have a record deal but I can't be with you anymore. I know you like to write songs about me but I prefer the junkie. I mean he can't sing for shit but he is a better guitar player. And he has better drugs. Plus he doesn't do that Hari Krishna shit. I mean if you keep that up you are going to end up answering phones in Delhi. So see ya later." "Wait a minute is your guitar crying?"

29 comments:

The Dude said...: The guitar is crying only if Eric Clapton is in the house.

IN YOUR FACE, SHOUTING THOMAS.

Aw, it's no fun ridiculing his inane beliefs if he is not here to read them. Not that that loud mouthed prick needs to be here, mind you.

So, how many Spartans were in 300?; February 28, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Trooper York said...: Shouting Thomas did not request a spot so he is not in the Spartan ranks.; February 28, 2012 at 9:50 AM
The Dude said...: Ah, peaceable kingdom...; February 28, 2012 at 10:10 AM
blake said...: Would you know my name if I saw you in Heaven?; February 28, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Anonymous said...: Only if it's After Midnight.; February 28, 2012 at 11:35 AM
windbag said...: J.J. Cale would recognize you after midnight.; February 28, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Chip S. said...: It's a sure sign of relationship trouble when she gives you the finger in a photo op.; February 28, 2012 at 12:28 PM
ndspinelli said...: ChipS..Good eye!

I hear Shouting Thomas is working hard on his anger management business. He is also volunteering on the Free Jerry Sandusky campaign.; February 28, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Michael Haz said...: Are they going to a yoga class?; February 28, 2012 at 12:59 PM
windbag said...: Did somebody just say yoga?

Tits.; February 28, 2012 at 2:23 PM
AllenS said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; February 28, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm a liberal, strange that I never got into Yoga. I prefer lifting light weights and just simple walking.; February 28, 2012 at 2:43 PM
AllenS said...: Who are these people?; February 28, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Anonymous said...: Allen, which people, the ones in the video or the ones in the picture?; February 28, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Anonymous said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; February 28, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Anonymous said...: Speaking of Shouting Thomas, did you know he proposed marriage to me on Althouse? After he swore at me that was. He must've like the fact that I had a garden, because it was then that he asked me about my boobs and to marry him, LOL.

I'll have to try to find that, it was pretty funny actually, totally unexpected, he never did scare me like Seven Nachos though.; February 28, 2012 at 3:04 PM
chickelit said...: But you don't even look asian...; February 28, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Anonymous said...: No I don't, I've been told I look Jewish. True story, when I was about three, right after we came to this country I was with my mother at a corner grocery store owned by a childless Jewish couple. They would always give me free candy and seemed very interested in me, so my mother said.

One day the nice lady asked my mother if they could adopt me, since my mother had so many other kids ( there were four of us). She said her and her husband thought I looked like a beautiful little Jewish child.

I often wonder what my life would've been like had my mother taken her up on her offer of a substantial amount of money, well in those days anyway.; February 28, 2012 at 3:24 PM
AllenS said...: The ones in the picture. What video?; February 28, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Anonymous said...: When I married a Jewish man years later, my mother recounted that story. Strange how fate works.; February 28, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Anonymous said...: Allen, look at the Windbag's 2:23 comment.; February 28, 2012 at 3:29 PM
AllenS said...: Ok, I watched the video, now who are the people in the picture? Or, dosn't it matter.; February 28, 2012 at 3:33 PM
windbag said...: George Harrison and Pattie Boyd.; February 28, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Anonymous said...: I don't think it matters Allen.; February 28, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh so it is!; February 28, 2012 at 3:43 PM
windbag said...: The gal inspired some great music.; February 28, 2012 at 3:49 PM
AllenS said...: According to the link, the girl got around.; February 28, 2012 at 4:21 PM
john said...: ....the girl got around.

But reportedly, she never slept with the Beach Boys. That's one of rock n roll's real puzzles.; February 28, 2012 at 6:04 PM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: john said...
....the girl got around.

No kidding. After reading Windbag's link, I think I need a flow chart or graph to see who was fucking (or falling in love with) who.

I bet it would look as snarled up as the hanks of yarn my cat has been playing with!; February 29, 2012 at 11:54 AM

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