So a big part of this show will be the interviews they will do with us every episode. They plan to do it like "Modern Family" and we hope it will be funny. It will be where I can make more of a contribution.
At first they were going to do it in our apartment. They set up a shot like this for the interview but they decided against it. Here it is where we are taking a test shot and resting on our couch while they were lining up the shot.
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I just realized, this isn't HBO..you can't swear. No wonder you're so frustrated.
Do you give your lovely bride foot massages?
Rules didn't stop Ozzie from swearing!
I mean Ozzy
Ahhh! American Gothic, Brooklyn style.
I love it.
You both look unhappy. :(
You know what is the funniest part of these reality shows to me. The part where everyone pretends that the camera and sound crew doesn't exist.
American Pickers is one that really cracks us up.
They come up to a door to knock on and ask if they can rummage through the barn or garage. The guy answering the door is all suprised. Like the camera crew and sound guys setting up outside the door wasn't a massive clue?!?
Or. The guys going through a big cave and being all dramatic.
"I hope we can make it. Blah blah. Tight squeeze. Danger blah blah"
How about you just follow the camera a guy that is ahead of you filming your face. Seems like he got through pretty good. WITH a camera.
Ha, Nick I was thinking the same thing, foot massage!
Don't look now, Troop, but your doppleganger is hangin' aroun' over your right shoulder.
I SAID DON'T LOOK!!!
OMG! Troop has no reflection in the mirror!
What does that mean?
I didn't even see that scary man, Sixty, until you pointed him out. Who is he Trooper, or was he not there when the picture was taken, woooo....
That is the show runner Scott who was one of the producers of "Top Chef."
I try to bring the reality to relaity TV DBQ but they keep slapping me down.
I keep saying "Do you want reality or bullshit reality" and the bigshot executives start to lose their minds.
We don't have a lot of power yet but if we do it will be a new ballgame.
I give the wife a foot massage every night. Her poor tootsies are all messed up from standing up all day.
Nurse Ratchet stuck me and the boys today in the stall.
Things went much smoother.
She was late though because she needed to get a delivery of new sticks. Worse thing in the world is an unreliable pusher. When I was younger I did x and the dealer was a medical student (not kidding) named Ashook and he was constantly late. Waiting, anticipating, eating just right during the day....and then the fucker is late. Devastating.
It was in and out.
I saw some asses you could bounce a quarter off of and that was hot but it really was all business.
tits.
I have developed a bond with my fellow roid heads and it makes me feel like one of the boys.
We bump fists when we see each other. Sometimes one fist and sometimes both at the same time.
Also, we are know connecting with other roid heads and the gym.
It's so butch.
Everyone there is straight.
I want to be straight and hang out with them and chase some pussy.
Or maybe just watch them bang some pussy.
tits.
I never felt like one of the guys in high school because the guys wouldn't talk to me or would beat me up.
Now I am finally developing that connection and it is very powerful. Just men bonding, talking shit, getting pumped at the gym and checking each other results.
It's hot.
And now that we are friends I don't feel the urge to do them. What a milestone.
tits.
Each and every one a deep thought...
Congrats on your milestone, Titus of the Tittuses. One I started developing platonic friendships with exes or other ladies, it wasn't so surprising to me to develop friendships with 'mos. Some you hit it off with, some you don't. Just like everyone else. And then some just write about their dingleberries and whatnot.
Just sayn'.
Tits.
By the way I am cursing like crazy. They are going to bleep me.
You should do a whole week in an Irish brogue.
Trooper York said...
By the way I am cursing like crazy. They are going to bleep me
This will be people's lasting first impression of you. You should consider cussing in non standard yet funny ways, such that when the offending word(s) are deleted people will ask themselves "I wonder what he did say"? This can only enhance your comic mystique.
I am doing that chickie. Most of my curse words are in Italian.
Trooper:
I hope you take the film crew to your parish down the street. They need to see that you curse like a nurse all week and then repent with the rest of the sinners.
You're challenging their metaphysical reality when you ask them if they want real reality or reality show reality. Really.
And, repeating what I said a few days ago, you look like the older married couples during the interstitials of 'When Harry Met Sally.'
And, hey, this would radically alter their reality show reality: how about showing a married couple that actually loves each other and works well together?
Sorry folks. Thus endeth my rant.
interstitials
I'd never heard that word used outside of a chemical context. I had to look it up.
Thanks for the stimulation, RAA!
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