Trooper York: Poll: Whose the fairest in all the land?

Friday, February 17, 2012

Poll: Whose the fairest in all the land?

: chickenlittle said....

I urge everyone here to click on Troop's label for you and review the man's fairness.

Hey I resemble that remark. But to see what youse guys think we have a poll:

Whose picture is the fairest in all the land?

Darcy at her Memorial Day Picnic

Allie at the Madison Protest

Dust Bunny Queen greeting the Jehovah's Witnesses

Trooper York enjoying a snack on his veranda.

Pick the pic that looks the most like you imagine that person to be. Just sayn'

36 comments:

Anonymous said...: NOT FAIR!

I wore my sexy mukluks, my big puffy down filled coat and my Russian hat, that picture was me during a Summer Solstice celebration.; February 17, 2012 at 3:53 PM
The Dude said...: The first three look pretty good. The last one, not so much.

But it would be impossible to select just one out of those three lovely lasses - each one of them has attributes that would quicken the pulse of any man. Almost any. That last guy would fall over dead if his pulse quickened.; February 17, 2012 at 4:05 PM
ndspinelli said...: Was the first photo shot @ the CPAC Canference?; February 17, 2012 at 4:06 PM
chickelit said...: Oh this post is sure to raise an eyebrow!; February 17, 2012 at 4:42 PM
Trooper York said...: Just an eyebrow?; February 17, 2012 at 4:48 PM
Chip S. said...: First you ask who's the fairest in the land. Obviously, that's Darcy in her scene from Picnic, when she was Kim Novak's body double. (DBQ's pic is marred by that phallic symbol she's wavin' around. Allie is just too damn hippie-lookin'.)

Then you ask which picture most resembles how we imagine the person to be. That's obviously the bottom one.

Duh!; February 17, 2012 at 6:18 PM
Darcy said...: OH! LOL. Was wondering where this pic went.

Spinelli! lol

And ooh. Kim Novak!; February 17, 2012 at 6:24 PM
Darcy said...: That doesn't look a thing like Allie!

I'll betcha we'd both agree that DBQ's pic rocks. A gal with a gun. ;-)

Or maybe not, Allie? What's your take on girls with guns?; February 17, 2012 at 6:29 PM
Chip S. said...: Well, of course I can't speak for Allie, but guns and slugs are unimportant compared to buns and ... um...nevermind.; February 17, 2012 at 6:32 PM
blake said...: Well, the closest match is obviously you, Troop.

Unless DBQ is handier with a gun and a bikini than I realized.; February 17, 2012 at 6:37 PM
Anonymous said...: Thanks Darcy! I may look like that in 20 years, boo hoo.

Guns are just fine when an ex boyfriend is coming at you with an ax. Or when a woman walks in on her child being molested . No neither instance has happened to me, thankfully.

I do like Dust Bunny's pic the best, I'm neutral on gun ownership, if that's your thing, go for it, just be safe and keep your temper under control.; February 17, 2012 at 6:44 PM
Darcy said...: I like that stance, Allie.

Last night at dinner, 3 out of five of the women at the table (of of them being my sister Moira) were talking about their preferred gun. It's Greek to me, but I have some interest in learning to shoot.

It was cracking me up though, because they were pointing their fingers like the shape of a gun explaining why they liked their choice of gun and how it fit their hand and I chuckled thinking how that looked to other diners.; February 17, 2012 at 6:50 PM
windbag said...: Darcy, it is. She's the only one who's unarmed.; February 17, 2012 at 6:51 PM
Darcy said...: Is this the guns and buns thread?

Borrow from Chip there. ;-); February 17, 2012 at 6:52 PM
Anonymous said...: As long as you ladies didn't say " bang bang" as you were pointing your "guns" at each other, lol.; February 17, 2012 at 7:00 PM
chickelit said...: At the range where I shoot with my son (actually haven't been in couple months) there are lots of women. Some come in with husbands or boyfriends or friends (rarely alone). They seem to get into the target shooting.; February 17, 2012 at 7:48 PM
chickelit said...: They seem to have a preference for large caliber too.; February 17, 2012 at 7:49 PM
Darcy said...: LOL; February 17, 2012 at 7:51 PM
blake said...: Wait...did I just miss a story about Darcy and her girlfriends doing a lot of finger banging?; February 17, 2012 at 8:11 PM
Darcy said...: *runs away*; February 17, 2012 at 8:33 PM
chickelit said...: I think that was Allie, blake.; February 17, 2012 at 9:00 PM
chickelit said...: Darcy come back!; February 17, 2012 at 9:00 PM
chickelit said...: What's up with all these B/W avatars?; February 17, 2012 at 9:01 PM
chickelit said...: Only Windbag and Allie provide a splash of color.; February 17, 2012 at 9:01 PM
chickelit said...: Profoundly alone again; February 17, 2012 at 9:13 PM
windbag said...: Those are flowers from my yard. We bought the seeds in Williamsburg, Va. I have no idea what they're called. I just like the color.; February 17, 2012 at 9:59 PM
BJM said...: @ Allie

just be safe and keep your temper under control.

That is such an anti-gun canard.

However, if I was gonna go postal on the Spousal Unit, I'd ram his favorite car into his second favorite car with his Harley sandwiched in between.

A true and funny story. Suzie Tompkins Buell, (an uber rich San Francisco Dem activist who just told the Bamster that her checkbook was dead to him) and her first husband Doug built the Esprit de Corps clothing line into a billion dollar company. They were the golden couple, until she caught him cheating. When the shit hit the fan in a huge row in the corporate offices, he had her escorted out.

She smashed her MB into his beloved custom MB in the parking lot until it was a pile of junk.

Bullets are wasted on some skunks.

Just say'n; February 17, 2012 at 11:32 PM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: I do like Dust Bunny's pic the best, I'm neutral on gun ownership, if that's your thing, go for it, just be safe and keep your temper under control.

:-P Funny photo....with some truth to it. Except for the frumpy bathing suit and tortured hair.

Guns are tools. Just like any other, they can be abused or can be useful. Like shovels, baseball bats or chainsaws.

@BJM and re:Suzie Tompkins Buell

LOL. She is my kind of gal. I could relate a story about my ex, his truck upholstery and fillet knives...but....; February 17, 2012 at 11:57 PM
BJM said...: @ Chickenlittle

They seem to have a preference for large caliber too.

I inherited my Granddad's Hawg Laig(Colt .44 Special). Awe. Some.

Okay Trooper...in which movie does John Wayne use the term "Hawg Laig"?

I prefer a S&W 380, the SU a Glock 31, but nothing says howdy like the sound of a Mossberg racking in the dark.; February 18, 2012 at 12:17 AM
BJM said...: DBQ:

"Get Yo Shit and Get Out"; February 18, 2012 at 12:40 AM
The Dude said...: She seems a bit angry to me. But maybe I am misreading that clip.; February 18, 2012 at 7:34 AM
chickelit said...: BJM wrote: "...but nothing says howdy like the sound of a Mossberg racking in the dark."

Close your eyes, lie back and think of shotguns: link; February 18, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Darcy said...: I voted for Allie, because she's my friend, but upon re-reading what we're supposed to be voting for, I think that may be an insult to her!

So I'm changing my vote going with DBQ.

And I don't look like that woman! Except for the behind. I'll claim that. (And I'd be lying, of course.);-)

And chick, I was sleeping or I would have heard you beckon. *hugs*; February 18, 2012 at 12:11 PM
Anonymous said...: Aw Darcy,girlfriend!; February 18, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Darcy said...: Well, I can see that my very subtle attempt at manipulation there was a bust.

Poop.; February 18, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Darcy said...: Hi Allie!; February 18, 2012 at 4:14 PM

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