Friday, February 3, 2012

Frenchy Fuqua's Shoes tells it all about the NFL,


So blood here we are. My Giants are in the Super Bowl. I call them my Giants because they drafted me and were one of the teams that I played for in the NFL. Everybody and his brother knows me because of the Steelers but I am kind of ashamed of talking about the Steelers. I mean they are kind of losers lately and they are lead by a rapist. Who wants to be attached to that after all.

Instead I am enjoying the Giants and there road to another Super Bowl Championship! I mean the Giants got a class bunch of guys. Eli is a cool dude for a slack jawed retard. That boy is too stupid to be afraid so he stays in there and takes the hit to make the play. That Tom Brady hears those footsteps. I know when his girl got knocked up he felt the baby kicked and then he dropped her like a hot potato.

Then we gotz the defense. I mean JPP is one big mofro. That boy can ball. And Osi and Tuck and the rest of them fucks. Those boys can rush the passer.

And that little beaner Victor Cruz can sure run like a motherfucker. That sortarican sure can plays.

So I think the Giants are gonna win 33-27 and Eli is gonna have two Super Bowls and his shit head bro gonna have just the one. Then we can see who is the E-lite. SSSShhhhhiiiittttttt!!!

Hold on motherfucker Eli's coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 comments:

The Dude said...

Nice Laura Nyro reference.

chickelit said...

So far, this year's Super Bowl is rather like politics--contender-wise.

Maybe I'll take up watching the 'Wings with Darcy again.

ndspinelli said...

I'm pulling for the Giants but our insufferable bartender makes it tough.

chickelit said...

Nice Laura Nyro reference.

I thought he was channeling Three Dog Night